Lisa, the second-oldest, third-cutest, and fourth-smartest Gabacha, has the shortest and least reliable memory. In an effort to accommodate the demands of many would-be biographers, Lisa generally concurs with the latest rumors surrounding her origins and influences. She's been credited with giving birth to the Spastic Monkey dance craze, and sources close to the family of origin suggest that Lisa and the lamentable dance were born at the same time and have been inseparable ever since.

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